dickaphobia 

Being afraid of dicks.

Because of my terrible case of dickaphobia, I refused to touch or even look at dicks, so in turn, I didn't lose my virginity until i was 32.

dickaphobia by ashley4sleep August 22, 2009

dickphobe

Irrational fear or contempt for homosexual men.

Mike sure gets uncomfortable around gay dudes. He's such a dickphobe. I think he may actually be gay himself.

dickphobe by Puds Hair February 10, 2006

Dickaphobic

To be afraid of dicks to the point that you will not hook up with guys.

Can you believe the girls at that party last night? They wouldn't hook up with anyone. They were so dickaphobic.

Dickaphobic by Gertrude939 October 19, 2014

Dicktaphone

To put your dick to the telephone speaker when talking to a ladyfriend when she is boring the arse off you about babies or flowers or something else that's all girlyfied.

Dicktaphone is when on the phone to Ann Coulter and she's banging on about politics or crap etc. and you realise you're her husband as your cock falls out of your pants into the reciever.

Dicktaphone by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 12, 2008

urban dictophobe

A person, generally between 5 and 15, who bars themselves of using the Urban Dictionary, as they keep their brains clean of the dirtiness of some definitions.

Dude, I just play club penguin and watch Spongebob. I am an urban dictophobe and I won't even search my name...

urban dictophobe by Dukeoflemonade August 22, 2017

dictaphile 

1. A lover of dictators.
2. A dictator wannabe.

Deadbeat Donnie is a dictaphile because he licks Putin’s boots.

dictaphile by Moishe Tannenbaum May 29, 2019

dicktaphone

puttin penis on video call

i was having phone sex wi a guy and he pulled a dicktaphone

dicktaphone by anallover56 October 8, 2021