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dick bowl 

noun; "dik-bowl"

A "dick bowl" is private or public place of gathering that consists primarily of dicks - as is "that guy is fucking a dick!".
"Last night for my birthday we went to this shit club, Tia Lou's. The bouncers were shriveled-ball-power-tripping-roid ragers and the patrons handsy-clubbed-out-cock-mcfuglies -- a total dick bowl."
dick bowl by Just McLovin February 10, 2008

Dick Bowser 

another term for a 69, along with L7 and 8
If someone was choking on a pancake in the booth next to me, I think I'd Dick Bowser him.

Dickybow 

When your dicks so big you can tie it in a bow
She was so pissed off with him, she tied his dick in a bow. You could say she gave him a dickybow!
Dickybow by DaisyChainMayhem December 2, 2016

Toilet Bowl Dick 

When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.

Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.
I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.

FUCKING TBD!!
Toilet Bowl Dick by sprutacus March 15, 2011

Super Bowl Dick

Used to describe the penis of someone who's team just won the Super Bowl. Usually used while having celebratory sex after the big game.
Me (Packers fan): Yeah babe, suck on that Super Bowl Dick.

My Girlfriend (Bears fan): *Rolls eyes* and begrudgingly starts sucking.

Eat a bowl of dicks 

Eat a bowl of dicks....phrase means...put a pile of random penises in your mouth.... Bitch.

Variation...eat a whole bowl of dicks......Please place a whole pile penises in your word hole, by means of a bowl.
Used in a sentence

Hey asshole......eat a bowl of dicks.

Mikey was an insulant prick last night and I told him to eat a whole bowl of dicks.
Eat a bowl of dicks by Wolf balls. September 18, 2012