Dickwich 

n: The result of a penis being sandwiched between breasts or butt-cheeks.

I made the perfect dickwich when I stuck my cock between her tits and mashed them together.

Dickwich by Gildster March 11, 2009

Dickwitch 

A broad, dame, bird or just plain woman that is epitomized as a harlot by flying around on a "d" like it is a broom.
Also an insult from one male to another.

When one sees a girl that looks slutty, he or she shall exclaim to the nearest person "dickwitch", and pointing out that the woman is attractive but not something you want to touch.
OR.. it's a term of endearment or an insult. ie: Get off me, dickwitch!

Dickwitch by Brentus August 23, 2005

Dickwatch 

The act of wearing your dick like a wristwatch. Accomplished by stretching your dick over your wrist, as though it were a watch. For added effect a clock face can be drawn on your dick.

-Hey, man, you got the time?
-Hold on, lemme check

*pulls out dickwatch*
-You motherfucker.

Dickwatch by Soldat222 April 5, 2011

dickwatcher

A homosexual man

I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.

dickwatcher by GI Bro June 8, 2004

dickwatching

Dickwatching is any form of watching other men. Paying attention to how much money they've got, how much pussy they're getting, or generally engaging in any form of gossip.

Stuart: Damn, did you see Chad with that new girl on Thursday? I've never seen them together before..

John: Stop dickwatching.

dickwatching by YoungEscapist July 24, 2019

Dickitch

When you see a hot female on the internet but never get to see her again and you are just left behind with a faint memory.

Dude 1: Man i saw this chick on 9GAG ! She was Smokin' but can't find her now.

Dude 2: You sir have a dickitch!

Dickitch by Barood August 25, 2012

dickwich 

A dickwitch is a sandwich made with a dick.

Several of us cadets went on picnic, and they kept feeding me their dickwich!

dickwich by eda-skip May 12, 2023