b.\ Yeah, while I have the girl sucking my nuts I usually will dick whip her once or twice to let her know shes a bitch.
guy:(takes it) o dam i forgot it was valentines day
guy: hey why r u crying i thought u loved me?
girl: i do
guy: Fucking LIAR prove it
(they fuck and they are both happy again)
Circa Central California Mid-Eighties