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22. dickweed
Asshole, dumbass, know-it-all, ass-kisser
Billy-Bob kisses up to get ahead at work.
by B Dominguez Dec 22, 2003 add a video
1. Dickweed
1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.
2. Dickweed
Like a dickwad, only thinner.
Look at that lanky streak of piss. What a dickweed.
3. Dickweed
A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:

1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)
"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."
4. dickweed
an ego stroking ass wipe who gives waiters a hard time and who doesn't tip
you are a big dickweed
5. dickweed
A dickweed is a person insignificant enough to be a weed and is also considered a dick
Billy: hey ted ur such a loser why dont u go home and cry.
Ted: shut the fuck up dickweed
by NixonIsBack Jun 5, 2005 add a video
6. dickweed
someone who is rough in their ways/ attitude, such as your pubic hair
"Yo you see how pissed Autin gets when he can't ollie that plank of wood?"
"Yeah I know, he's not only dickweed, but he's a poser as well."
7. Dickweed
A pubic hair which originates from the area surrounding one's penis.

Context: derogatory term used to describe one whom you dislike.
Aka: pube
Your a total dickweed
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