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13. dickweed
the males a female brings over to your house who you don't want around. often spotted when a female brings a small number of females over along with their boyfriends and any number of other males. they don't bring drugs or alcohol or contribute anything to your party, they just worsen your odds of getting laid in the event that more females come over.
person #1: i heard there were a bunch of people at your house last night, was it crackin?

person #2: no, debra and maggie came over but they brought their boyfriends with them and five or six dickweeds.
1. Dickweed
1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.
2. Dickweed
Like a dickwad, only thinner.
Look at that lanky streak of piss. What a dickweed.
3. Dickweed
A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:

1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)
"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."
4. dickweed
an ego stroking ass wipe who gives waiters a hard time and who doesn't tip
you are a big dickweed
5. dickweed
A dickweed is a person insignificant enough to be a weed and is also considered a dick
Billy: hey ted ur such a loser why dont u go home and cry.
Ted: shut the fuck up dickweed
by NixonIsBack Jun 5, 2005 add a video
6. dickweed
someone who is rough in their ways/ attitude, such as your pubic hair
"Yo you see how pissed Autin gets when he can't ollie that plank of wood?"
"Yeah I know, he's not only dickweed, but he's a poser as well."
7. Dickweed
A pubic hair which originates from the area surrounding one's penis.

Context: derogatory term used to describe one whom you dislike.
Aka: pube
Your a total dickweed
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