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a person that steals other people's ideas for the sole purpose of trying to be cool around people that don't care about them.
Humberto: Hey I'm gonna let my hair grow out. It's totally original

Jeff: I did that last year and you called it gay so it's not.

Humberto: Technically I am.

Jeff: Technically? So that means no.

Humberto: But at least I'm gonna get ladies now

Jeff: God damnit you're such a dick wad
by Heff Garsha August 16, 2010
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AKA Rushbo, a pseudo-intellectual bigot with a wide audience of dittoheads.
Did you listen to that Dickwad's rant today about President Obama appointing a WOMAN, Hispanic to be one of the SUPREMES?
by Colorado Bob July 02, 2009
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Dickwad is used versus or about a person who is pissing one off, in fact normally a person who is patronising usually with intimidatorial power against oneself.cf it is used as a reproach against a figure's attacking superiority of gesture, referring them as a precious perpetrator, one of annoying prestige- the prestige being the cause of one's upset and reason to retaliate or put them down (see example below). The key in the word is the second sylablle 'wad', referencing wealth to the offending entity who is patronising one(etc see above), as in 'wad of dick' in fact. a 'wad' of dickheaded-ness- dick-ness in this case being crucially about outsider patronisation annoying-ness pissing one off crucially.
The devil: 'You really are a small boy'
Oneself: 'Shut it dickwad'
by ben77 October 06, 2007
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Dickwad is a word to describe Kaleb. Now Kaleb is a cool guy. But hes also a dickwad. Now being a dickwad is not a bad thing. Some people like dickwads. A dickwad is a person who is ususally tall strange and metrosexual.
Kaleb is a dickwad. Oh what a dickwad he is.
by anonomous March 20, 2005
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Robert McColley of ComputekMD. If haters keep taking this definition down I will just keep putting it back up so stop tryin' chumps!
BLEEP! BLEEP! (Nextel radio sound) HEY DICKWAD! WHERE ARE YA?
by Guess Whoooooo? March 01, 2005
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The wad of smegma rolled off your penis into a ball.
Today I ate some of my own dickwad. Yumm!!
by Kevin Ladd January 15, 2008
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Cloth, paper or hay placed at the base of the penis' urethra to ensure more penetrative ejaculation. The concept originated in the 1770s to increase the range of a cannon.
Customer: Hi, I need some dickwad.

Chemist: I'm afraid we only have hay in stock at the moment. Will that do?

Customer: That's fine. Do you have anything I can ram it down with?

Chemist: Anything thin enough will work. Why not try a Laverick? They are on offer at the moment. Buy one get another half price.

Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.
by Cherie Booth September 06, 2009
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