A wad of seminal fluid that dangles from the penis.
Damn dude... Caleb look's like such a dickwad!
by Frogg August 24, 2004
Cloth, paper or hay placed at the base of the penis' urethra to ensure more penetrative ejaculation. The concept originated in the 1770s to increase the range of a cannon.
Customer: Hi, I need some dickwad.

Chemist: I'm afraid we only have hay in stock at the moment. Will that do?

Customer: That's fine. Do you have anything I can ram it down with?

Chemist: Anything thin enough will work. Why not try a Laverick? They are on offer at the moment. Buy one get another half price.

Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.
by Cherie Booth September 06, 2009
AKA Rushbo, a pseudo-intellectual bigot with a wide audience of dittoheads.
Did you listen to that Dickwad's rant today about President Obama appointing a WOMAN, Hispanic to be one of the SUPREMES?
by Colorado Bob July 02, 2009
Dickwad is used versus or about a person who is pissing one off, in fact normally a person who is patronising usually with intimidatorial power against oneself.cf it is used as a reproach against a figure's attacking superiority of gesture, referring them as a precious perpetrator, one of annoying prestige- the prestige being the cause of one's upset and reason to retaliate or put them down (see example below). The key in the word is the second sylablle 'wad', referencing wealth to the offending entity who is patronising one(etc see above), as in 'wad of dick' in fact. a 'wad' of dickheaded-ness- dick-ness in this case being crucially about outsider patronisation annoying-ness pissing one off crucially.
The devil: 'You really are a small boy'
Oneself: 'Shut it dickwad'
by ben77 October 06, 2007
Dickwad is used versus or about a person who is pissing one off, in fact normally a person who is patronising usually with intimidatorial power against oneself.cf it is used as a reproach against a figure's attacking superiority of gesture, referring them as a precious perpetrator, one of annoying prestige- the prestige being the cause of one's upset and reason to retaliate or put them down (see example below). The key in the word is the second sylablle 'wad', referencing wealth to the offending entity who is patronising one(etc see above).
The devil: 'You really are a small boy'
Oneself: 'Shut it dickwad'
by ben77 October 06, 2007
An individual whose dick becomes wadified. “Your dick is in a wad” is synonymous with “Your trousers are in a twist”. Could also be used insultingly to describe someone’s lack of masculinity, or the scrunched up appearance of one’s penis.
For example:

Sally: “Jerry’s such a dickwad.”

Jim: “Tell me about it. He’s shriveled.”
by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009
When not referring to a person, this word means male ejaculate fluid
by Andrewsky March 05, 2003

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