chinese dicktrap

when you're tryin' to jackhammer a chick in the doo-doo hole too roughly so she clenches her o-ring making it impossible to remove your dick. you have to slow down and be gentle so she can release and you can ecsape. it helps when the chick is chinese.

I was too rough with Ling, so she pulled a chinese dicktrap on me.

chinese dicktrap by shazznyeah February 7, 2009

Davao Dicktrap 

(Noun) During anal sex when a dominant female clenches her asshole so tight, her submissive male partner can't pull his dick out until she lets go

Guy I: Yo man, what took you so long?

Guy II: My gf gave me the Davao Dicktrap. Holy shit, that asshole was tight as hell. Even King Arthur couldn't pull my dick out of it.

Davao Dicktrap by Doosh B June 10, 2025

DickTarping 

The art of covering a rule breakers automobile in large erect or flaccid penises. DickTarping is a community response to an individual failing to adhere to the simple rule of covering or removing your auto from the burn. It typically consist of one or more drunken burners with paint markers and a well placed sense of participation/immediacy and civic responsibility. Dicktarpers should be rejoiced and admired for there tireless and unsung efforts to keep the community ugly auto free.

"Why are there dicks all over my car" - Unruly participant
"Because you're a dick" - Smiling drunken Dicktarper
"Oh" - Sad participant
"Dicktarping for life" - laughing content drunken Dicktarper

DickTarping by Askewd Jackassery January 6, 2012

dick trap 

A persons oral cavity,located below the nose.

Bill was talking shit and I told him to shut his dick trap

dick trap by Lo-per February 8, 2008

dicktraitor

Someone you trusted but they end up hooking up with the girl you like.

A; I can't believe he did that to me man, he knew how much I liked her.
B: This guy sounds like a real dicktraitor.

dicktraitor by SwaPra March 22, 2017

dick trap 

when a woman asks a man a question or suggestion that no matter how he answers or which choice he makes, he is in trouble.

"Can I see your porn collection honey? I promise I wont get mad" "I'm not answering that, it has dick trap written all over it!"

dick trap by Bryan Berry November 9, 2008

Dicktaphone

To put your dick to the telephone speaker when talking to a ladyfriend when she is boring the arse off you about babies or flowers or something else that's all girlyfied.

Dicktaphone is when on the phone to Ann Coulter and she's banging on about politics or crap etc. and you realise you're her husband as your cock falls out of your pants into the reciever.

Dicktaphone by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 12, 2008