dick target 

is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.

I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.

dick target by gnard the gnome October 17, 2007

dicktardation 

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.

How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.

dicktardation by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 12, 2010

Dicktarded 

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.

Sex with john left me dicktarded.

Dicktarded by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017

Dicktergent 

The smell you get when you combine clean underwear and dirty dick.

It smells like dicktergent.

Dicktergent by Lovelee_pisces July 8, 2017

dicktarded 

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.

Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.

dicktarded by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

Dickarette

The smell on a woman's breath after a long night at the bar and partaking in oral sex. Will often smell like dick and cigarettes.

"I took that chick home from the bar last night and damn could she suck a cock. Only problem was she woke up with her breath smelling like dickarettes! "

Dickarette by drock107 November 27, 2011

Distargeted 

Distracted shopping in Target that causes you to spend $100 on stuff you never really needed, while diverting you from your original reason for being there.

"OMG! I went to buy dog food at Target last night and got distargeted! I left with $98 worth of clearance Halloween decorations!"

Distargeted by cool-chick-a-rama October 18, 2016