A dickswab is an ingorant fuck hole who puts "xcore" after everything they say and think they're super scene.
Noun: A male pap smear.
"Chelsea Shaffley is a dickswab."
"Man, look at that scenely dickswab kid"
"That kid looks like he has a dickswab in his pants."
Female equivalent of a douchebag.
Whenever a girl does something retarded you can call her a dickswab. It's the counter to douchebag.
"Annette, stop being such a dickswab!"
"Why is Alexa a dickswab every time she drinks"?
To "swab," or wipe, someone's stuff with your dick. Usually done to coffee mugs, toothbrushes, and other items that, when you tell the owner about the dickswabbing, will induce vomiting.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
"What a douche, just sipping on his coffee while we clean up his mess."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."