Noun: A male pap smear.
"Man, look at that scenely dickswab kid"
"That kid looks like he has a dickswab in his pants."
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."
"Yeah,I know,The only thing that bitch is good for is for a dick swab!"