Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

dickstruck 

When all other positive or negative attributes of a man fall to the wayside on account of him having either a big dick or being really good in bed.

"He's kind of a lame but I can't help it, I'm dickstruck."

dickstruck by THAT_GIRL1 October 24, 2011

Dickslicksia 

Lack of proficiency in giving head.
FalatioHeadOral Sex

Dude.. that chick must have dickslicksia. I put my cock in her mouth and she didn't know what to do!

Dickslicksia by Sarge AC October 27, 2008

dicktrickle 

Pre-cum and or a secretion from the tip of the penis due to a STD.

Man i got the dicktrickles today after banging that prostitute.

dicktrickle by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005

Dicktrick 

A 4 goal game by a player, usually hockey.
Originated from professional hockey player Joe Thornton saying he would whip his dick out and masterbate directly after scoring his 4th goal of the game.

Fan #1: Hey did you you see Jumbo Joe's dicktrick
Fan #2: The 4th goal had such a sick celly!

Dicktrick by TheTFedoration February 1, 2017

dickstick 

In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.

P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."

T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"

dickstick by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004

Anti-Dickstick

An Anti-Dickstick is also known as a pocket pussy which is a latex mold if a vagina.

Dad! that's not the milk jug that my Anti-Dickstick

Anti-Dickstick by cookiecum April 3, 2020