"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."
Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"
Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."
Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."
Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"