dickslowed 

You're driving your car and making good time and then you pull up behind someone going really slow and you can't pass. You just got dickslowed.

Sorry, I got dickslowed on my way over here.

dickslowed by westcherry October 1, 2016

Dickstand Dan

Balancing on the tip of your dick and then ejaculating so hard that you hover off the ground

Man i did a Dickstand Dan last night and i sware i got over 6 inches off the ground...

Yea then i heard that Eric drank the remains

Dickstand Dan by Notkyle August 3, 2009

dicktone 

When the streamer Tectone is being a dick.

Sorry for my dicktone

dicktone by zokuva March 1, 2023

dickstand 

an early morning hard-on

Dirk tried to roll over in bed and go back to sleep, but his dickstand got in the way.

dickstand by papadac June 30, 2007

DICKshonDERRIERE 

the word for people who abuse www.ubandictionary.com by putting on stupid useless crap that aren't real words.

word: 13
def: because it a numbar LOL!!11!!!1

DICKshonDERRIERE by Keats April 9, 2005

dickstove

A male sitting on another males ding dong

jimmy sat on Mr.Matthews bare Johnson

dickstove by mick dick June 2, 2003

Dicktone 

The tone of voice someone uses that immediately identifies them as a full-fledged dick, regardless of what was actually said.

Total stranger: "EXCUSE ME!"

Me: "Whoa dude, pipe down the dicktone!"

Dicktone by Mattbiggest February 16, 2013