dickslowed 

You're driving your car and making good time and then you pull up behind someone going really slow and you can't pass. You just got dickslowed.

Sorry, I got dickslowed on my way over here.

dickslowed by westcherry October 1, 2016

dickplowed 

To get plowed by a dick. Fucked hard.

Hey honey, wanna go upstairs and get dickplowed.

dickplowed by philsphan88 March 16, 2008

Dickscluded 

When, as a woman, you are surrounded by men talking about sexual things you can not relate to.

Bob: I freaking love getting blowjobs
Rick: man me too
Shellie: feeling a little dickscluded over here guys

Dickscluded by MazelTozz January 25, 2017

dicksplode 

Spontaneous, unavoidable ejaculation.

I couldn't help but dicksplode when I saw the hot substitute teacher walk into the classroom.

dicksplode by mackel22 October 22, 2009

Dicksposed 

Visible. Not sheltered or protected, vulnerable or defenseless. Unshielded, unsheathed and exposed.

Lewd act of showing ones genitals

We are completely out in the open with no where to hide. Just like sitting ducks. We are totally dicksposed.
The enemy has a clear shot on our soldiers out in the field. They are completely dicksposed.

He/she keeps sending me genital pics. I wish he/she would stop dicksposing themself.

Dicksposed by Lotta Wayne December 2, 2021