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A childhood insult for an unintelligent person.
Oi, don't be such a dicksplat.
by Chris January 07, 2004
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1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.
That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!
by Ian Chode September 14, 2003
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