An unpopular colleague or group member with poor social skills. Easy to recognize as they are obnoxiously loud and quite unattractive. This individual often inteferes with personal space and makes rude and inappropriate gestures with his crotch.
Man! Who invited the dick spank from payroll?

That dick spank takes crazy long bathroom breaks.
by Amix December 23, 2004
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