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Mr. Dicknotdicked 

The nickname given to a homosexual who brags about being the giver and not the receiver in a relationship.

Also known in the UK as (Mr. Nicknotnicked)
Well if Mr. Dicknotdicked would deal with his heterosexual tendencies, maybe he

would get on bottom and fulfill his side of this poofter relationship.

Dicknotised 

When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.
" That Anna saw Johns Dick and now she's fucking Dicknotised
Dicknotised by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014

Dicknose 

Person who wears a mask during a pandemic without covering their nose and looks like a penis hanging over the underwear.
Look at that jackass with a dicknose at the grocery store.
Dicknose by AHuge August 7, 2020

Dickknot 

A dilemma of unspeakable proportions; a bind that seems inescapable; an impasse; a jam; a problem that seems to defy a satisfactory solution; just a really shitty situation
Charlie got a real dickknot of an assignment at 5:00 on Friday and had to work all weekend.

Guy 1: How's it going man?
Guy 2: Not good! I'm way behind at work and this morning I accidentally took an ambien instead of an adderall!
Guy 1: Oh man, sounds like you're in a serious dickknot there.

Chick 1: Oh shit, it's pouring, I'm wearing a white T-shirt, and I forgot my umbrella
Chick 2: What a dickknot!

Guy 1: oh nooo! I got my weiner all tangled up in these bicycle spokes and now I can't get it out!
Guy 2: Wow, you have quite litereally gotten yourself into an epic dickknot
Dickknot by Sharm Alarm July 20, 2010

Dicknose 

Person whose nose is exposed outside the mask he wears to avoid exposure to corona virus.
Can you believe what a dicknose that guy is for wearing his mask below his nose.
Dicknose by Fish77 July 23, 2020
Damn, dude, that new video game is ducksnuts!
Ducksnuts by Kyle Bause April 12, 2008