dickrocket 

an individual who is a real douche constantly looking to sabotage a good evening by interrupting friends with requests to have lippers, cigarettes, bud diesels, etc.

"Jeff can be a real dickrocket sometimes."

"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."

dickrocket by GlenEllynParty December 28, 2009

dick rickets 

"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.

Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.

Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."

Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"

dick rickets by Erik Shunn September 4, 2007

DickRocketLolly

When you are having sex with a girl and you pull out when she is on you period, then your dick looks like a lolly

"when i pulled out of that girl last night i had a crazy DickRocketLolly

DickRocketLolly by ben the pussy destroyer smith September 7, 2016

Dicklickerson 

a mixture between a common profane word mixed with a verb and finsihed with what would seem to be part of a last name (hence- erson)

whats up kyle dicklickerson

Dicklickerson by ballsackerson August 1, 2010