Dickpuss 

A mix between a dick and a pussy. Usually when a person is annoying. It can really take on any meaning. Much like the word "Fuck". Can be used as a noun or verb. Usually used in a negative manner.
Pl. dickpi

1. "My roommate is such a fucking dickpuss."

2. "Quit dickpussing around and lets go."

3. Student 1:"Joe doesn't want to go to the party."
Student 2: What a dickpuss.

Dickpuss by Slicktor February 21, 2009

Dickpussy

A slang term referring to the genitalia of an overweight man. It is derived from the notion that excess fat envelopes and hides the penis, and the slit through which it may or may not be seen resembles female genitalia.

Rob is so fat, you can't see his junk. He has a dickpussy...

Dickpussy by Richie Ballz August 19, 2007

Dicknosis

When the power of getting poled (sometimes along with sweet nothings in your ear) temporarily hypnotizes a girl, making her do some dumb shit that she knows she'll regret later.

Girl 1: Did you hear that __________ got pregnant?
Girl 2: Whatttt? Wasn't she always saying that she'll never get it raw?
Girl 1: Yea, but she got hit with a bad case of dicknosis.

Dicknosis by ffj_ August 24, 2016

Dickissippi River

when throat fucking your partner while they use a neti pot. The water runs down from their nostrils over your cock creating a river over your penis

Joseph was throat fucking his girlfriend while she was using a neti pot. The water ran down her throat over his penis like dickissippi river

Dickissippi River by ChubbyBuffy July 26, 2016

dicknesis 

The masterful art of using your mind to control an erection thereby, avoiding embarrassment. One must however note that dicknesis can only be practiced by individuals with an IQ of 115 and above.

Dude, after Mary-Ann sat on me with that luscious ass, I had to use dicknesis to avoid revealing how horny I was.

dicknesis by juvenylle September 28, 2010

dickpistol 

Eargasm's pistol of justice! "Works only once after a quick rub"

To be used with great caution, could cause blindness of the eyes, also if shot too close, may cause skin burns.

Eargasm: Stop making stupid assumptons, I will shoot you with my dickpistol.

Idiot: ]:

dickpistol by eargasm August 9, 2009

Dickness 

The essence of dick

Scotty: Hayley totally wanted to blow me, but she already blew Kemper like an hour ago, so I denied her because I didn't want his dickness all up on my cock.

Dickness by KemperHoeDoes May 8, 2011