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1. dicknose
1. An individual who behaves like an asshole or is a pain in the ass.
2. Someone whose nose is shaped like a penis.
1. "Go fuck yourself, dicknose!"
2. That guy has a dicknose just like his father's.
by Simon Jan 26, 2003 add a video
2. dicknose
someone who is excedingly stupid and oblivious to the obvious
(in movie theatre) "wow, did you see that?"
"No dicknose, i just payed nine dollars to sit here and stare at the ceiling"
3. dicknose
A term used to describe a friend or enemy whose nose is bulbous on the end.
Jonny: "Have you seen Doug lately?"
Samuel: "Uh which one is Doug again?"
Jonny: "The fat guy with the dicknose."
Samuel: "Oh yeah, super nice guy!"
4. dicknose
(n) The subject of a colloquial insult which is rarely based on fact, meaning a person with a dick in place of a nose, or vice-versa.
"Guess again, dicknose!" - Donald Fagen
by crackotfige Sep 4, 2005 add a video
5. dicknose
When the tip of a person's nose has an indent in the middle looks like the tip of a penis.
ie. "Gerard Depardieau has the worst case of dicknose I've ever seen!"
6. dicknose
Someone with a big nose
'You useless fucking dicknose'
7. dicknose
An elephant.
Kid: Hey mummy, let's go and see the dicknose at the zoo!
Mother: Have you been on urbandictionary.com again?!?
by Bundle Of Sticks Apr 24, 2004 add a video
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