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DickTarping 

The art of covering a rule breakers automobile in large erect or flaccid penises. DickTarping is a community response to an individual failing to adhere to the simple rule of covering or removing your auto from the burn. It typically consist of one or more drunken burners with paint markers and a well placed sense of participation/immediacy and civic responsibility. Dicktarpers should be rejoiced and admired for there tireless and unsung efforts to keep the community ugly auto free.
"Why are there dicks all over my car" - Unruly participant
"Because you're a dick" - Smiling drunken Dicktarper
"Oh" - Sad participant
"Dicktarping for life" - laughing content drunken Dicktarper
DickTarping by Askewd Jackassery January 6, 2012
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skinny dickarm syndrome 

a disorder when a person, usually a man, is born with physically small, skinny and weak arms. Their arms may not literally look like a dick.
Man, Justin Bieber must have skinny dickarm syndrome. There are dicks that are bigger than his arms.

dickard rawson 

Another name for Price is Right host Drew Carey. He is referred to by this name because his crappy hosting is exactly the opposite of how great the late Richard Dawson of Family Feud fame was.
"Hey! That's Dickard Rawson from The Price is Right!"
dickard rawson by John2019 August 8, 2019

Dickard Rawson 

Better known as Drew Carey, he's the host of The Pice is Wrong, Bitch! (the show that took the place of The Price is Right). Not to be confused with Richard Dawson.
Dickard Rawson sucks on The Pice is Wrong, Bitch! I miss Bob Barker and the real Price is Right!
Dickard Rawson by Sir Veisaid December 18, 2019

DickWarmer 

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.
Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen
DickWarmer by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

dicktardation 

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.
How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.