duckmuffin 

The worst word to call someone, according to Bree Essrig.

"She's such a duckmuffin"
*everyone gasps*

duckmuffin by mooilikecheese September 24, 2015

dick muffs 

When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs

Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.

dick muffs by legs almighty January 24, 2011

dickmuffin

1. a guy who acts like or is an idiot or it can be a term of affection for your guy who acts like an idiot but you still love him. It is a masculine form of twatwaffle.

That dickmuffin dumped his girl over email.
I forgave my dickmuffin for coming home drunk.

dickmuffin by Turtle J. August 11, 2007

dickmus test 

Something that is used to make a judgment about whether someone is being a dick.

My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.

dickmus test by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015

dick muffs 

the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.

Hey girl my dick is really cold, let me use them titties as my dick muffs, Please?

dick muffs by mr. dizzle September 16, 2004

dickbuffer

noun, a fag,a homosexual, one who polishes dicks

Look at this guy, he is a real dickbuffer.

dickbuffer by Ronny Ford January 7, 2004

Dickmuffing 

When you (or your sexy friend) puts oven mitts on and claps your dick a couple times over

She pulled cookies out of the oven then started dickmuffing me while the mitts were still warm, yo.

Dickmuffing by dickmuffa August 4, 2018