Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.
We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.
(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.
Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.
an insult implying someone got hurt their neck from sucking too much dick.
Binky: aw shit dude my neck hurts.
MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.
Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha
When a man takes a womans head and forces it so hard up and down during a blow job, that the girl has a mild case of whip-lash the next morning.
"I can barely move my neck side-to-side because Seth gave me dick-lash last night."
Julian: Man I think I have dicklash.
All: Most Likely.
When you see a seeming hot chick and then suddenly seeing something that totally turns you off.
Shane: Dude i saw Sally's thong hanging out then Moley Molly came out of nowhere and she totally gave me some dick lash!!
Dylan: Ohhh man that sucks!!!!
(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.
Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!
guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do
female equivalent of pussywhipped.
"Colleen will never believe he's cheating on her. She's totally dicklashed."
"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."