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when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace
Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace
by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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I could put my mouth around a straw and it would be thicker. That boy has himself a dick lace!
by batshitcray February 22, 2015
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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