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"Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."
by Ku-be-yaa October 30, 2003
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Messing around, screwing around, jacking around, or just wasting time doing pointless things in some other way.
The teacher was pissed because the guys in the back row wouldn't quit dicking around.
by Melissa October 27, 2003
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I was just dicking around before meeting you at the show.
by Rob October 30, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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generally doing nothing of any real purpose such as throwing stones or perhaps mucking about with a stick.
"lets go down to the river and dick around"

Carl - "what have you been up to this weekend?" Peter - "not a lot, mostly dicking around" - Carl - "oh nice!"
by skillz-t December 31, 2007
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To waste time and procrastinate. Something that students do.
Aka: Fucking around
A: Shit isn't this due tommorow?
B:Yeah so?
A:We spent all day dicking around.
B:Shit we are gonna fail the midterm.

"Stop dicking ard!!!"

"Stop fucking dicking around"
by Sec Tse March 13, 2008
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1. Wasting time, not being productive. by Ku-be-yaa
2. Using Apple.
Ex.1."Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

Ex.2."Stop dicking around with your Apple and do some real job!"
by Latvian Bastard March 23, 2010
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Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).
Stop dicking around and back me some pie.
by Stuart October 31, 2003
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