Dickicide 

Killing oneself due to lack of dick

"She doesn't get any dick at night so she takes her anger out out on me"
"Sge's dickpressed"
"She goes overboard. I swear she gone commit dickicide"

Dickicide by Ace.of.Ansbach August 30, 2016

Dickicide 

The act of intellectually and possibly psychically crushing a person who is so deeply, tragically incorrect about something that it can only be likened to atomizing the guy's dick with your own (larger and certainly superior) penis.

Dude 1: Hey Dude 2! Why don't you drop everything and read this new Twilight book instead of socializing with the guys and otherwise doing awesome things?

Dude 2: You must not have heard what you just said to me right now, because if you had you'd know that you just stuffed your own dick in a blender and asked me to punch the "Ice Crush" button with my johnson. You just committed dickicide, brosef.

Dickicide by Nasty Lodi October 26, 2012

dickencider 

Tall handsome young man, mostly an asshole. Loves nature and fat women. Likes to do hood rat shit with his friends from the hollar. Where the nickname "Mr. Steal your girl" came from. Usually has a big weiner, since family oriented in Germany. Easy on the eyes and melts women's hearts. Always makes sure his ladies cum first.

Hey Janet, wouldn't it be cool if I could put my dickencider?

dickencider by ralfy big balls January 25, 2017

Dicksincider

When your best friend is screwing your girl when you walk in and find his dicksincider

I came home to find my best friend fucking my wife his dicksincider

Dicksincider by Ggirl4life January 23, 2026

Dixincider 

It's an Australian drink

I wanted to go go to the bar and have a dixincider

Dixincider by Crooklynn October 8, 2020

Dickicide 

the process of dismembering ones member to the point of completely torn from shaft to testicles, lgbt worthy, or unjizzable

I'm this fucking close to committing Dickicide by slamming my cock in a car door

Dickicide by Professional cunt October 24, 2022