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A unit of measurement commonly used by men when measuring the lenght of their manhood. Usually, 1 dickinch is equal to approximately .25 in or approximately 1cm. Thus, a dickinch is an exagarated unit of measurement used to make items sound larger than they truly are.
Shorty, is only 2 inches long, however, he claims to be 8 inches long, obviously, he is measuring by the dickinch.
dickinch by JB Trevor May 27, 2010
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dickincentive 

A thing or person that motivates or encourages one to be a dick.
Weber: I can't play video games when Mike is around because you guys are such assholes to me when he's here.

Me: Well since Mike won't be living with us anymore he'll no longer be a dickincentive.

Weber: Oh yea, now I feel safe to play.
dickincentive by The Object January 24, 2013
1. A pinch on the tip of the dick.
2. A person that cannot be defined as anything better.
1. "She just fucking dickpinched me!!"
2. "That guy's a total dickpinch."
dickpinch by Kursten January 3, 2008

dick inch 

a dick inch is alot smaller than a usual inch. inches are 2.5cm, whereas a dick inch is maybe 1cm or 1.5
Ian: I measured my dick today, it's 9 inches
Jack: Sure, you mean 9 dick inches

Fuckinson Shitheart Dickincock 

Some one who is really addicted to swearing
Fuckinson Shitheart Dickincock said "You really need to shut your god damn fucking cock licking uncle fucking mouth"

Dickinthebooty

A Detriot slang for a "reciever."
1. Quit staring at me like you're dickinthebooty.

2. You can bring your dickinthebooty with you.
Dickinthebooty by JoePip March 31, 2007
When you fuck someone so hard it starts to pinch your dick or if you fap to hard it will start to hurt
That guy dickpinched me so hard lastnight
Dickpinch by Coolguy19468 September 21, 2015