GirlG - Because I don't dickhand
BoyA - You went home in your mom's car with dickhand before!
person 2: What a filthy fucking animal. What if someone shakes hands with him, and then eats?
person 1: That is a classic case of primary contact. Keep your hands to yourself. Its tough love, you know.
Upon a later encounter..
person 1: Hey, theres Dick Kands.
"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"