texan dickfudge

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.

Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

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dickfudge

shit pissed out from your dick after pushing ones shit in through the anus

Yo that slut just ate my dickfudge!

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The muscles leading to and surrounding the wiener.

Tim: "Oh my gosh, what a wonderfully defined dickframe you have down there Brian."
Brian: "Why thank you!"

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stfu dickfudge

dickfudge by SasukeDeru September 20, 2003

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Lit. 'fruit of the loins'; the offspring of a fuckstick and choadsmoker.

Corey is a real dickfruit.

dickfruit by Lord Jirate December 31, 2003

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To be afraid of dicks for a period of time

Lucy broke up with her boyfriend in june, she has been seeing any new guys. I thinks she is a bit dickfraid.

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Dickwaud is basically a super asshole and their zodiac sign is scorpio and taurus.

Scorpio:"Hey what the hell do you want."
Taurus:"Yeah, what do you want."
Normal person:"Nothing dickwaud."

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