A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.
Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday
itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?
A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.
Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.
An invention developed by Octopenis Inc in order to make scrotal and shaft function more convenient for the male. Dick Fingers being a particular one of these inventions, deals with several metal prongs attached to the tip of the penis with a circular loop that enables the male to do such things as type on a keyboard or put in a pin number at a bank with their dick.
I was eating a bagel with both my hands, and decided to finish my report on African Slave Trading with my dick using my brand new Dick Fingers.