charles dickends

This describes one who likes to give blow jobs.

Look who walked into the bar, its Charles Dickends!

charles dickends by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

dick fiend 

1. Someone that loves penii.
2. A girl that can't see, suck, or fuck enough dicks.

Robin Swanson is a dick fiend.

dick fiend by The Frugie December 30, 2004

Dickiedoo

The stomach on a man that so big it sticks out further than his erect penis

how can he pee with that big ass dickiedoo

Dickiedoo by Toi October 27, 2006

Dickendipity 

The feeling that arises when you realize your dick is as big or bigger than that of the man in the porn you are watching.

I was struck with Dickendipity last night while watching this porno when I realized that my dick was bigger than that of the male co star.

Dickendipity by Brad Rainz February 28, 2013

Dickwinder 

A chick so ugly/fat that your dick is gasping for air and can't function, like when you are winded from a gut punch etc.

They had re-runs of Roseanne on the other day, that chick is a massive dickwinder!

Dickwinder by Tittysweet September 23, 2015

Dickwinder 

A chick so unattractive it takes the wind out out of your dick.

Check out the dickwinder over there, she is hideous!

Dickwinder by Tittysweet September 13, 2015

dickfiddling 

Just another way to say masturbating.

Charles: Hey Tom, Sam won't come out of his room. "Sam what are ya dickfiddling in there???

Tom: I'm pretty sure Sam's fiddling some serious dick right now.

dickfiddling by shiftyclaybob January 28, 2010