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1. dicker
One who dicks around. A person who is procrastinating or otherwise doing something other than what they are supposed to be doing.
Quit dickin' around you dicker.

Man you've got 3 papers to write by tomorrow and you're playing computer games! You're such a dicker!
2. dicker
Someone who imposes their dicketry rather emphatically.
*Guy answers door*

Mormon 1: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Mormon 2: I concur, and I'd also like to add: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Guy who wishes he never answered the door: ... Dickers.
3. dicker
A dumbass; a faggot.
That Dicker loves anal.
by xxxxxxxxxkillyou May 24, 2005 add a video
4. dicker
texan slang. to mess with, to play with.
Stop dickering with the a/c!
by Judge Scott Sep 13, 2003 add a video
5. Dicker
A self-centered douche bag.
Did you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt, what a dicker.
6. dicker
a verb meaning to satisfy or end an argument with the little woman.
" Don't argue with your wife, dicker"
7. Dicker
A "Dicker" is a person who manages to wank for hours without using lube. A Dicker can usually be identified by hard skin, or blisters on the palm of thier writing hand.
Ste: "Hey Paula, That Joe kid is such a Dicker, right?"
Paula: "Yeh, How does he do it?"
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