sexual intercourse; aka "givin some dick"
girl: "Damn I had a rough day. I need a good dickens"
by MoSpeed July 10, 2004
Top Definition
Similar but differing slightly to the term 'twat', a Dickens is a pompous and awkward bastard who will go out of his way to needlessly berate his fellow man. Owing to the Dickens' overinflated sense of self importance the term is almost exclusively applied to ex public school boys. Often a Dickens will have been subjected to repeated bummings as a choir boy resulting in frequent pegging throughout his adult life.
Person A: That bloke just called me a pleb!
Person B: Don't worry about it, the guy is a total Dickens.
by EvanDavisPeggedMe May 08, 2015
Euphemistic expression for the devil. Used in mild oaths.
Also spelt dickins/Dickens.
What the dickens!
Hurts like the dickens!
by Hazazel September 27, 2006
(noun) Any kind of a law enforcement officer who can levy a buzzkill. A cop, etc.

There's a dickens on your left. Turn right, mofo.
Dicken's on your left, hit it.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits September 26, 2007
abbreviation of "time-in-the-past-when-I-was-kicked-directly-in-the-dick-and-balls"; first shortened to "dick-and-balls" and then to "dick-ands," and finally to "dickens"
"That hurt like the dickens!"
by MrTheDickens November 30, 2012
A picture of a penis in erect transformed to look like a chicken squaking at the sun
I own a dicken farm
by bobthepubefarmer February 19, 2011
To do something with speed and neccesity.
by Dr.Squintum September 24, 2009
When you see a animal that looks like a duck but your not sure if it is but then it also looks like a chicken so you just walk away mind fucked. And the dicken is born!!!
"bro look at that duck!"

"No dude thats a chicken!!!"
Random tourist appears
"No gentlemen according to my book of mythical creatures that is a dicken"
by RandomTourist20 April 11, 2014

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