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Dicke Frau 

This is German for a 'fat woman', or as they define themselves in singles ads: BBW. In actuality they are frequently fat, stinky bimbo's with psychological problems, with resulting physical conditions. They will describe themselves as HWP (height & weight proportionate) and put only a head shot photo in their ad and/or an old photo of themselves when they were 200 lbs lighter. It also refers to many many women who've reached the age of 40 and beyond and use their age as an excuse to blimp out and adapt the philosophy of: 'If he loves me, he'll take me the way I am'. Many of these same women also still believe they're entitled to a rich, handsome, fit, educated 'Dancing With the Stars' type of guy and hate slender women. If a guy is into fat women, he's in hog heaven with respect to their numbers and has little competition.
Die andere Nacht auf das elende singles club, alle Ich traf, war eine dicke frau. Ich kann mir nicht vorstellen jeder guy je ist, dass horney. TRANSLATION: The other night at that miserable singles club, all I met was a fat woman. I can't imagine any guy ever being that horney.
Dicke Frau by Big Ed Moustapha October 21, 2010

penise and also dicke and balls 

A meme that started from a tumblr post which read:
sext: penise and also dicke and balls
this meme is often used ironically by meme pages on facebook.
gf: send me something sexy
me: penise and also dicke and balls
Related Words

Du bist dicke

John: du bist dicke

Sally: what'd you say
John:err nothin'
Du bist dicke by Leojohng22 October 8, 2016

spotted dicke 

Traditional English dessert, a custard-like pudding with raisins, currants, or other small bits of fruit
We ordered spotted dicke to accompany our tea
spotted dicke by Dutch baby January 28, 2014

Dry Dicke 

When sexual arousal has the opposite emotional effect causing someone to have their dick shrivel up
Dat bitch whos a fucking hoo just gave me dry dicke
Dry Dicke by Tankboi March 3, 2017

Kleine dicke

The one you miss most, since he always has your back, even though it might be MBT time.
When the waitress asks for the bill, d’n Kleine Dicke zahlt
Kleine dicke by Mtb-what else August 27, 2021

Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants
Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.
Dick Poacher by will bitten December 4, 2016