dickdust 

to be under the influence of one's own gay stupidity. A naturally occurring substance usually caused by lack of sleep or overwhelming moments with friends.

Did you guys see Jake tattoo that dot on his ballsack? he must be high on dickdust!

dickdust by reightouswood23 May 10, 2010

dickjustice 

A lame-brained jockminded ignorant cocksucker police officer who gets a kick out of pulling people over and writing them tickets for an excessive amount of money by unfair reasoning and tells the police chief to go fuck himself and or a court judge who's overly rude and has strong desires to hold everyone in his courtroom in contempt. Both may even have a strong desire to fuck someone's girlfriend especially if they're vice.

1. I took a fun cruise with my sexy girlfriend till dickjustice pulled us over and gave her a ticket and I did not like how he was looking at my girl.

2. Yes, I know that judge. He's dickjustice and he has an ugly ass wife.

dickjustice by Shitface and Psychs January 14, 2010

Dickduster 

A bushy moustache; term of endearment

Tom Selleck would be jealous of that dickduster!

Dickduster by dickduster255 November 22, 2011

Dick dust

When a male inbetween the ages of 75 and 95 masturbates so hard the skin on his penis slowly starts to come off but because the male is so old it does not come off normally but rather falls off and turns into small little dandruff like flakes known as dick dust.

Oh shoot! I gotta go sweep up my Dick dust again!

Dick dust by rattamatt September 16, 2012

dick dust

The crap you try to cough out after smoking way too much crystal meth.

My throat is sore from choking on all that dick dust.

dick dust by dirtleg May 15, 2016

Dick Dust

IS WHAT A MAN SPRINKLES ON A WOMEN THAT HE HAS MORE THAN SATISFIED

Damn that motha fucca just gave me a mean dose of his dick dust.

She has been sprinkled with dick dust

you just dick dusted me didn't you.

Under the dick dust spell

Dick Dust by Bubbles760 January 21, 2015

Dickduction 

The restriction of dick; denial of the cock due to some extenuating circumstance; a lack of penis for certain amount of time.

When I came home from work today and realized the dishes and laundry were not complete, she received an automatic dickduction.

Dickduction by xbEAUtYiSAbEAStx December 30, 2019