dickapitation

the action or process of a man penis being removed from the body. No anaesthetic is used in this process. Thus it is painful and only to be wished upon the worst of enemies or spouses.

Dood #1: "Hey what did Jill do when she found out Bob was cheating on her?"
Dood #2: "Oh she gave him a hardcore dickapitation!!"

dickapitation by nelly b July 25, 2007

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dickcapitation

Circumcision; Cutting off the foreskin of one's penis

January 1st is the Feast of the Circumcision. We're celebrating baby Jesus' dickcapitation! Yay!

dickcapitation by Fill It Up December 11, 2010

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Dickapitate

To cut the head off of one's cock.

"Put your head in the dirt and you're dickapitated"
~Rick Ross

Dickapitate by Maximilian. August 24, 2012

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dickapitation

similar to the removal of a head, "decapitation", whereas in this case the head being lost is the dick

"Nah, man, she's crazy. Went down on a guy and went all dickapitation on him. He lost five inches and has to pee sitting down now."

dickapitation by _welp_ June 29, 2017

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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