1. A short person of the masculine variety, often also small in stature, whose actions are wholly reflective of their goal to prove they do not have a small penis or otherwise assert their masculinity.
Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.
Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”
Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”
Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”
the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.
"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "
"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)