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The stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your dick the day after fucking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself.... Typically associated with losers who get no ass, or womanizers.
Girl: hey sexy wanna get it on?
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.
by sexymcsexy February 08, 2010
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Another term for morning wood. Rigor mortis of the dick, in the am.
I woke up this morning with raging dickamortis
by Cahscholar August 13, 2017
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