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Dickastic 

The act of being sarcastic... but also being a real dick about it.
After throwing my cat in the microwave, Jeffrey added in a dickastic manner that 'it wasn't HIM that killed my cat. It was the POPCORN SETTING.'
Dickastic by Crunchyhombre September 29, 2012

Secondhand Dicktasting 

The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick
Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"

Mike: "Yeah, why?"

Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"

dicktastic 

u look dicktastic today!!
dicktastic by The Jenn February 6, 2003

dickytastic 

the area on a mans personnal radius wehere pubes grow and dance to jiggy music becoming fabTASTIC!
Stuart had some dickytastic time in his room!
dickytastic by avrilpowers March 5, 2008

Dicknastics 

The act of a very small woman, maybe a dwarf or japanese lady, performing all sorts of athletic feats on the erect penis of a large male.
'Oh my god last night. That geisha in Bangkok sure is good at dicknastics
Dicknastics by sbfssdgdsg December 31, 2009

dicktistic

A term used by men to describe the adventures of their penis throughout their lives
She asked me if I was a virgin and I told her itsca matter of dicktistic that I'm not
dicktistic by Nipple nose November 5, 2017