|1.||Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome|
Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome is an affliction exclusive to characters in Masashi Kishimoto's popular manga, Naruto. After encountering Uzumaki Naruto in a battle and losing, Naruto spits an adorable line about peace, determination, and love. The victim then relinquishes all convictions and bends to the will of Uzumaki Naruto.
His allies are also afflicted by NDRS; Hinata nearly lost her life twice for him. NDRS, moreover, transcends the pages of the manga to forum users as well. Uchiha Sasuke is the only known person immune to NDRS.
Naruto: "I've defeated you Neji, now abandon your grudges because I'm a loser."
Neji: "But aren't you the son of the Fou....ahh, nevermind. Let's have a circle jerk. I got NDRS."
Reader 1: "Naruto's actions were just. He follows his emotions and will never break his promise"
Reader 2: "But it's just getting ridiculous at this point in the manga. You got Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome BAD!
Sucking up to; to be someone's bitch or make yourself look inferior to someone, just to earn their respect or get something tangible in return.
1: That guy was totally 'dick riding' that rapper because he was hoping to get noticed.
2: That lady is a total 'dick rider', every time she sees someone with a hunk of cash she'll try to sleep with them.
To continuously comment on or talk about another person for no reason or with no purpose
Ben: Damn you always biting your nails
Sean: Cuz why you always Dick riding
Anthony: This term is being horribly over used at Cranbrook-Kingswood High School
Boof- Dick riding someone, over-admiring someone
Person 1- "Yo Lebron is the nicest nigga i've ever seen play"
Person 2- "Boof nigga hop off his dick"
When an individual is dick riding you so bad that you need johnny cockeran to get them to leave you alone.
Yo that bitch was on my dick so bad I needed cockeran to get her off.
To give undue praise to another person. This is usually from on man to another but is not limited in its use.
Wow ESPN loves to dick ride the Yankees!
Hey Jim stop dick riding Erin!
Defined as a tremendous or massive form of sucking up.
It is called nut riding because to the majority of men a nut ride is most pleasurable if delivered by a woman whom he is promiscuously copulating with because he likes her. The woman gains favor of the man because she has just greatly sucked up to him.
1. You think Greg will invite me to his party if I buy him some NBA tickets? Not to be nut riding or anything!
2. Did you see how she totally complimented him on that basket? She was totally nut riding.