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I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

drag one's dick through the coleslaw 

to joke, jest, pull one's leg
"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."

gucci flip-flops suck a nigga dick through his sock 

The act of making art to a gay nigga (nibba, wigga, wibba, wigga) with gucci flip-flops and socks on...
- words spoken by gay-rap god
gucci flip-flops suck a nigga dick through his sock

"Yeah men... gucci flip-flops, suck a nigga dick through his sock, bitch my dick hard, i be slobbing all in that cock..."

Tough Dick 

A broad term used to express everything from endearment and admiration to disgust and insult.
1) "Look at this fucking tough dick driving with his sunglasses on at night!
2)Anderson Silva is a real tough dick.
3)What's up tough dick? Are you working hard today?
4)You're a tougher dick than Hitler.

Tough dick 

When a Spartan woman admires your sensual desires but can't do anything about it because she is part of your hospitalized care team
You: I'm picking up what you're laying down
Her: Tough dick
Tough dick by Leonidas303 February 12, 2023