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A person who has s serial tendency to touch penis.
So what I fucked your girlfriend, what are you gonna do about it dick toucher.
by Jimmy Mac 33 January 19, 2007
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Person 1: Hi.
Person 2: Dick toucher
Person 1: Oh
Martin: Did you feel the heat, cause you just got BURNED!
by dicktouchinginc November 04, 2012
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