When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".
Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.
by Duckfluff October 15, 2013
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1. Someone or something capable of taking/dishing out extreme amounts of damage before finally being taken down.
2. Someone or something exceptionally cool, esp. if in a manly way.
1. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
2. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
by wafflesmfkrz April 6, 2011
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