sashimi dick 

The term given to the male genitalia after repetitive, extensive use, leaving it raw and tender much like sashimi, or sushi. It is thus rendered incapable to perform it's erectile duties.

Eric spent the day with Mary Palm and her five sisters. Eric now has sashimi dick.

sashimi dick by tricky_dicky January 27, 2015

Dickstachio 

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

Dickstachio by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

Dicksmashed 

The act of getting fucking housed

Although it was Amanda's bday, Karen ended up getting so dicksmashed that she puked everywhere.

Dicksmashed by Jo W July 30, 2013

dicksmasher 

Canadian equivalent of wanker, tosser, etc. A useless person.

Butthead is a dicksmasher.

dicksmasher by butthead December 17, 2005

dicksmashed 

The act of annihilating another opponent in any form of competition

Hey, you guys lookin' to get dicksmashed?

dicksmashed by smacks555 February 25, 2011

dicksmash 

when you smash yo girl face wit yo dick SON!!!!!

IM ABOUT TO DICKSMASH YOU

dicksmash by Ashton_Bombardment February 17, 2017

dicksmash 

n. being worthy of a direct strike to the temple by a large phalic object. Examples include an inflatable penis or banana.

"Holy crap! I can't believe you just did that... you are such a dicksmash!"

dicksmash by Robert Ricochet September 24, 2005