Saint Dick 

The patron saint of the Male genitalia as recognized internationally by all Santasexuals and celebrators of XXXmas.

Yeah so what's the deal with that creepy old bearded dude? I heard they caught him in the neighbor's chimney last night? Oh that's just old Saint Dick.

Saint Dick by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Old Saint Dick

When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone

My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.

Old Saint Dick by Damon K. September 28, 2021

Old Saint Dick

While taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"

For a present I gave my girlfriend the old saint dick. Best Christmas ever.

Old Saint Dick by Mrs Claws September 25, 2013

Dicklint

The ultimate insult surpassing any other insult derived from body parts and/or objects inserted into or used on body parts for various purposes, such as "douchebag" "asshole" or "cunt bucket" There is nothing more degrading than being called the accumulation of underwear fuzz, sweat, urine, pre-ejactulatory fluid, and pubic hair on the tip of someones dick.

"Fuck off you fucking dicklint!"

person A: "you're a skank ass whore!"

person B " well you're a shitty dicklint!"

Dicklint by Babakism January 19, 2010

dickslit 

Highly imaginative insult on par with fucktard, fuckstick, shitbag, douchebag and twatwaffle.

It refers to a vagina, and as an insult generally can be used towards any person, regardless of gender, who is a total idiot, jerk, etc.

Person A: "Britney Spears just filed for divorce from Kevin Federline!"

Person B: "Fuck yeah! Everyone's sick of that free-loading dickslit!"

dickslit by Bobsterman November 9, 2008

Dicksling 

similar to a banana hammock; one who slings dick (Dickslinger); difficult situation to get out of

I got myself into a real dicksling

Dicksling by thompkinsbrian June 9, 2009

DickFlint 

Dickflint - Someone who like to take dicks. Basically a man whore. They usually like to sniff anuses and eat booty flakes

*dickflint* - I got some bootyflakes in my teeth I do!
Ya see that timmy? Its a dickflint.

DickFlint by IdidSurgeryOnAGrape November 23, 2018