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4.
A concussive blow from the dick used to demonstrate sexual prowess.
"Hey man, why did you just DICK PUNCH me?"
"Bro, I'm just so horny..."
"oh"
by shoeboxin December 03, 2008
 
1.
the act of using one's fist to forcefully demolish the manhood of another.
I'd like to dick punch that damn bastard at Fox who cancled Family Guy. (fuck the new-found cartoon network fans, you assholes aren't old school!)
by Kwelobus December 24, 2003
 
2.
A creature with whom even a brief conversations begets the punching of one's own genitalia. It would be a welcome relief from the awfulness. i.e. you would much rather punch yourself in the dick so hard that you puke before letting the conversation continue. Women wish they could grow a dick so that they might then be able to punch it.
I was talking to Kory earlier and it made me seriously consider punching my own balls. Fucking Dickpunch.
by carolsarah December 17, 2011
 
3.
1.Refers to any kind of strike directed toward a human male's genitals by another human's fist.
2.The feeling of intense pain or sadness coupled with only the slightest pleasure. Much like how being punched in the genitals hurts badly but there is still the fact that something touched them.
1. Goofus just dickpunched Gallant for telling him how to live his life.
2. Man, I know I'm right about this, but it sure is a dickpunch.
by Nimsim November 14, 2005
 
5.
The act of forcing an erection so quick, it seems as if is it's punching something.
I just dick punched this chick and gave her a black eye.
by BretPriebe January 14, 2011
 
6.
A punch bowl that has been spiked with severed male genitalia.
Me Hey can you pass the Dick Punch?
by PotatoCannons August 04, 2011
 
7.
A soft, feeble punch, made famous by a man named Richard.

Dick, as we all know, is short for Richard, and thus the "dickpunch" was born.
Wow, he just dickpunched that guy. Totally didn't phase him.
by Stavros Flannigan September 29, 2010