quit pulling dick 

a term used for when one is slacking off or not pulling their weight; instead of doing what they're supposed to "playing with themselves"

nick: "mark what the hell are you doing?"
mark: "talking to henry."
nick: "well quit pulling dick and get back to work."

quit pulling dick by spyr0o510 April 29, 2009

Pulling a dick 

Having the day off school/work when a valuable piece of assessment (such as a physics assignment or Math Exam) is due. Derived from Richard's name (the original and most famous Dick Puller)

1.
Teacher: Where is Richard today?

Random student: Ah he's not here today, he's pulling a dick.

2.
John: Are you going to school today?

Fred: Nah...I'm gonna pull a Dick...I haven't done my English assignment yet.

Pulling a dick by funnydood April 18, 2008

pulling my dick 

Pulling my dick means to be joking with me/messing with me, or not being serious.

Are you pulling my dick? (are you joking with me?) (are you being serious?)

pulling my dick by louieswim June 22, 2015

pulling a Dick 

an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.

Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He was so pulling a Dick.

pulling a Dick by BennyKennedy April 1, 2009

pulling my dick 

to joke or wreak havoc. exactly similar to "pullin my leg" but with a twist.

phil: "hey you know that this coupon is expired."

rupert: "seriously? you pulling my dick?"

pulling my dick by ryan mcgaw June 27, 2006

Are You Pulling My Dick Bro?

the use of this derives from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" where Danny Devito get's told if he's be treated for chicken pox. he then says "are you pulling my dick bro?"

Dude: "it looks like you got aids from some black hookers in Africa. you need to be on pills for the rest of your life" Dude 1: "are you pulling my dick bro?"

Are You Pulling My Dick Bro? by The United States Of America July 19, 2012

Pulling your dick 

Pulling your dick is when you exaggerate statements.

Make your john seem longer then it is. Much like the big fish story.

You can also use this phrase for replies. "Bro, you really need to stop pulling your dick."

Pulling your dick by Rob_mc July 14, 2009