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Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".
When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.
by GlazeHer April 11, 2014
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Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".
When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.
by GlazeHer March 27, 2014
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A typical response from a woman to a man when she's urgin' for a splurgin'.
Man: What can I get you?

Woman: Dick please.
by Jellybare July 17, 2016
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