A person who loves and admires another person so much that they have their mouth permanently attached to the person's dick.
god darkz, are you viper's new fucking dick ornament?
by nobody January 04, 2003
A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.
"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."
by Silence March 26, 2003